Post by Rat Watcher on Sept 2, 2011 19:49:37 GMT -8
I am going to start this off out of character for a bit to address the issue that has come up as of late. My choosing to make this the final EXW Adrenaline Rush and final show for the company I attend is because of the downhill slide of the quality of the show as of late. I have found it less and less entertaining in recent months. My starting of this report was an attempt to spice things up, but it has not worked. Yes, it is a little more hostile an environment partly because of me, and yes, places like Dangerously Intense Wrestling are a little more welcoming of someone like me, but like I say, the action inside the ring is just as entertaining as the action outside it, neither has been great the last few shows. Also there seems to be a lot of legit heat between the owner of this board and some people within EXW. Unfortunately because I have chosen to make this site the home for my posts, I know some of that heat will be on me as well. To avoid any other conflict, I feel it is time I walk away from EXW for the sake of everyone and everything.
Now to address another issue. I have heard all the rumors that have spread around about me and who I am. First everyone thought I was Brett the camera guy, which of course is untrue, next it was Johnny Roxx, which Johnny proved in the ring was untrue. The latest rumor is that I am the creator of this forum, Will Nolte. Supposedly someone overheard him saying he was me, they must have overheard wrong. Nolte wishes he was me. In fact Nolte isn't even really his real name, he is always pretending to be someone else. This isn't me ragging on him, I respect him for creating a place like this so we can all come and talk about our love for local pro wrestling like this.
That being said, anyone who gets upset and spews any hatred towards any person who is ASSumed to be me, needs to lighten up. Most people on this forum understand that this is all a joke and in fun. I do not mention names because like I always say, I am protecting the "guilty". If I was mentioning names it would get a lot of people in trouble, then hatred would be warranted, that would be when I would feel guilty for anyone who takes heat for my actions.
That being said, time to step back into character and get this started right. Welcome Dudes and Rats, to this edition of the Rat Report for EXW Adrenaline Rush 8/30/2011. This report is dedicated to the action outside the ring, because I feel that the action there is just as entertaining as the action inside it. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.
A lot of Rats were present for this show. A few new additions for the Rat Report this time around, No Play Rat and Tits Rat (not to be confused with the Goddesslike Toots Rat that all Rats strive to be like). No Play, I have been informed, has come to other wrestling events but never seems to be able to close the deal and get with the wrestlers. This isn't from lack of trying, as she does put it all out there...by putting it out there I mean the low cut, cleavage exposing shirt she wore. It seems one of the backstage people from EXW took an interest in her though, as he was seen giving her a shoulder massage at one point. That same person was also seen giving Tits Rat a shoulder massage soon afterwards as well. After the show Tits Rat was seen up on some wrestlers out on the smoking patio.
I would also be remiss to not mention that Clueless made her return to this show as well. She wasn't inside long but she was there.
That folks, is all I have for the final EXW Rat Report, because honestly like I said there wasn't really much going on during this show, inside or outside the ring. With that I bid EXW an adieu, and wish them luck in their future endeavors.
Now to address another issue. I have heard all the rumors that have spread around about me and who I am. First everyone thought I was Brett the camera guy, which of course is untrue, next it was Johnny Roxx, which Johnny proved in the ring was untrue. The latest rumor is that I am the creator of this forum, Will Nolte. Supposedly someone overheard him saying he was me, they must have overheard wrong. Nolte wishes he was me. In fact Nolte isn't even really his real name, he is always pretending to be someone else. This isn't me ragging on him, I respect him for creating a place like this so we can all come and talk about our love for local pro wrestling like this.
That being said, anyone who gets upset and spews any hatred towards any person who is ASSumed to be me, needs to lighten up. Most people on this forum understand that this is all a joke and in fun. I do not mention names because like I always say, I am protecting the "guilty". If I was mentioning names it would get a lot of people in trouble, then hatred would be warranted, that would be when I would feel guilty for anyone who takes heat for my actions.
That being said, time to step back into character and get this started right. Welcome Dudes and Rats, to this edition of the Rat Report for EXW Adrenaline Rush 8/30/2011. This report is dedicated to the action outside the ring, because I feel that the action there is just as entertaining as the action inside it. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.
A lot of Rats were present for this show. A few new additions for the Rat Report this time around, No Play Rat and Tits Rat (not to be confused with the Goddesslike Toots Rat that all Rats strive to be like). No Play, I have been informed, has come to other wrestling events but never seems to be able to close the deal and get with the wrestlers. This isn't from lack of trying, as she does put it all out there...by putting it out there I mean the low cut, cleavage exposing shirt she wore. It seems one of the backstage people from EXW took an interest in her though, as he was seen giving her a shoulder massage at one point. That same person was also seen giving Tits Rat a shoulder massage soon afterwards as well. After the show Tits Rat was seen up on some wrestlers out on the smoking patio.
I would also be remiss to not mention that Clueless made her return to this show as well. She wasn't inside long but she was there.
That folks, is all I have for the final EXW Rat Report, because honestly like I said there wasn't really much going on during this show, inside or outside the ring. With that I bid EXW an adieu, and wish them luck in their future endeavors.
