Post by Rat Watcher on Aug 5, 2011 19:10:46 GMT -8
Another two for one here folks. It has been a busy week for yours truly. Two different shows for two different companies. So let us get this started the proper way:
Welcome Rats and Dudes to this edition of the Rat Report, I am your host Rat Watcher. Step into my world, where I believe the action outside the ring is just as entertaining as the action inside it.
Show numero uno: Dangerously Intense Wrestling 7/31 at the SwapSmart in Phoenix, AZ (North of Camelback between 27th Ave and I-17). Now this show was interesting. I don't know if it was the lower cost to get in ($1 to get in to the SwapSmart, and $2 for the wrestling) or if it was the location...no wait, I know what it was. The show quality to rat quality balance. The worse the show is (quality wise, no offense) the better looking the rats are.
I noticed one rat right away, who I believe I have seen at other shows. She was pretty hot. I will go easy on her and not give specific details as she was well behaved during and after the show. She was hot none the less...
Another rat I noticed was one in a black and blue dress. Big boobs and a nice tight butt. I noticed why her butt was so tight as she stood in front of me watching the action in the ring. Yes, sorry to say it but I got distracted by the action of her flexing her butt cheeks while standing right in my way of the ring, not that I was complaining. Oh and she had some bigger girl in some sort of yellow dress standing next to her. I don't have any more to go on other than that cause I was too busy looking at Butt Muscle Rat.
There was your typical herpies infested rats and rats in training (aka jailbait) at this show as well. Stay tuned for more on the rats of DIW, as this first appearance was just a scouting mission for me.
Show #2: Elite Xtreme Wrestling 8/2, Toby Keith's I Love This Bar And Grill, Mesa, AZ (Loop 202 and Dobson). Ah EXW, I know thee rats well.
Sparkles Rat was in a white shirt and was behaving herself for the most part. Good on her, not good for the Ol' Watcher, cause you are not giving me anything to write about.
Clueless Rat, who I heard has actually read my posts and is trying to figure out who I am. Hi Clueless!!!! I saw you pointing and looking at a couple staff members of this forum, discussing something with one of your fellow rats. I hope you haven't mistaken one of them for me...sorry to break it to you, but they aren't. Anyway, Clueless was active during this show. When a match with a certain wrestler from a state to the north of us happened, her eyes were glued to him. A few minutes after his match finished she "disappeared" for a bit...likely to go out to his car and you know...
Speaking of which, remember those old MasterCard commercials? I've got one for you:
Price of show admission $7
Cost of being tricked by your favorite wrestler that you are not getting payment for the show $100 plus blowjob
Having to watch your favorite wrestler work and almost job to Balls' Pecker Priceless
In case you that wasn't blunt enough: Clueless pays her "favorite wreslter" from the state north of us 100 bucks plus a blowjob to come to the shows. OOOO I hope your boyfriend doesn't read this, Clueless. ;D
Oh and that wrestler might want to get checked out, word from my bro Rat Catcher is that he has been getting a little burning sensation when he pees. I think any regular reader of my report will know who the Catcher has been with...
That everyone is this week's Rat Report, come back next time same Rat Forum Section, same Rat Time (which is whenever I feel like putting these up). Oh and real quick, I am thinking of possibly doing a video version of this, scripted of course, where I wear a mask or pay an actor to wear the Rat Watcher mask (and pretend to be me) and talk about this same stuff. Would anyone be interested in seeing something like that?
Welcome Rats and Dudes to this edition of the Rat Report, I am your host Rat Watcher. Step into my world, where I believe the action outside the ring is just as entertaining as the action inside it.
Show numero uno: Dangerously Intense Wrestling 7/31 at the SwapSmart in Phoenix, AZ (North of Camelback between 27th Ave and I-17). Now this show was interesting. I don't know if it was the lower cost to get in ($1 to get in to the SwapSmart, and $2 for the wrestling) or if it was the location...no wait, I know what it was. The show quality to rat quality balance. The worse the show is (quality wise, no offense) the better looking the rats are.
I noticed one rat right away, who I believe I have seen at other shows. She was pretty hot. I will go easy on her and not give specific details as she was well behaved during and after the show. She was hot none the less...
Another rat I noticed was one in a black and blue dress. Big boobs and a nice tight butt. I noticed why her butt was so tight as she stood in front of me watching the action in the ring. Yes, sorry to say it but I got distracted by the action of her flexing her butt cheeks while standing right in my way of the ring, not that I was complaining. Oh and she had some bigger girl in some sort of yellow dress standing next to her. I don't have any more to go on other than that cause I was too busy looking at Butt Muscle Rat.
There was your typical herpies infested rats and rats in training (aka jailbait) at this show as well. Stay tuned for more on the rats of DIW, as this first appearance was just a scouting mission for me.
Show #2: Elite Xtreme Wrestling 8/2, Toby Keith's I Love This Bar And Grill, Mesa, AZ (Loop 202 and Dobson). Ah EXW, I know thee rats well.
Sparkles Rat was in a white shirt and was behaving herself for the most part. Good on her, not good for the Ol' Watcher, cause you are not giving me anything to write about.
Clueless Rat, who I heard has actually read my posts and is trying to figure out who I am. Hi Clueless!!!! I saw you pointing and looking at a couple staff members of this forum, discussing something with one of your fellow rats. I hope you haven't mistaken one of them for me...sorry to break it to you, but they aren't. Anyway, Clueless was active during this show. When a match with a certain wrestler from a state to the north of us happened, her eyes were glued to him. A few minutes after his match finished she "disappeared" for a bit...likely to go out to his car and you know...
Speaking of which, remember those old MasterCard commercials? I've got one for you:
Price of show admission $7
Cost of being tricked by your favorite wrestler that you are not getting payment for the show $100 plus blowjob
Having to watch your favorite wrestler work and almost job to Balls' Pecker Priceless
In case you that wasn't blunt enough: Clueless pays her "favorite wreslter" from the state north of us 100 bucks plus a blowjob to come to the shows. OOOO I hope your boyfriend doesn't read this, Clueless. ;D
Oh and that wrestler might want to get checked out, word from my bro Rat Catcher is that he has been getting a little burning sensation when he pees. I think any regular reader of my report will know who the Catcher has been with...
That everyone is this week's Rat Report, come back next time same Rat Forum Section, same Rat Time (which is whenever I feel like putting these up). Oh and real quick, I am thinking of possibly doing a video version of this, scripted of course, where I wear a mask or pay an actor to wear the Rat Watcher mask (and pretend to be me) and talk about this same stuff. Would anyone be interested in seeing something like that?
