Post by Rat Watcher on Jun 23, 2011 19:37:19 GMT -8
Okay, first off I would like to start with a little disclaimer, Rat Report is only meant for comedic value only, never should it be used to do harm to anyone. All names will be changed to protect those guilty rats and other individuals out there. Feel free to add your input, but please respect my wishes to keep all parties officially unnamed.
On to the first ever Rat Report. Location: Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill, Mesa, AZ. Event: EXW Adrenaline Rush.
Rat 1: "Clueless Rat" She doesn't even realize she is a rat, yet has given car head to at least 5 wrestlers in one night as well as an another person. Said rat was seen licking her hand in a suggestive way after an identity stealing wrestler high fived her. (On a side note, I gotta give props to my bro, Rat Catcher, for getting the restroom head from this creature.) Don't get me wrong though, I have seen a nude pic of this particular rat and she does look pretty good. Who knows, RW may hit it.
Rat 2: "Sparkles Rat" Sure wearing a flashy shirt screams "look at me", but do you really wanna look when said rat has a huge ugly hook nose? *PUKE*
Rat 3: Well I didn't really see this rat this time, but she is always there, sitting....I mean spilling over her chair, talking about how she always creams for an ex-WWE/TNA star that loves the rats and how she is waiting to meet him. This rat is the reason this guy sneaks out the back after every show. The "Rat that the lover of rats won't touch".
Rat 4: "Tease Rat" (thanks to a staff member of this board for the name). It is funny how Tease, her sister, and her friends stay pretty quiet during the show, except for one failed attempt at a chant that died almost before it started, yet Tease herself has claimed in her reports about EXW that not enough fans get involved in chants.
I'm sure I am forgetting some, honestly though I miss the days when "Toots" used to sit ringside with her boobs spilling out of her top...now that was something to look at.
Now for the not all are safe moment of the Report: Dude Fail of the Night. A certain well known big fan trying to start a chant for a wrestler of the year candidate that no one joined in on. God that was horrible to watch and hear.
Props of the Night goes to the (former?) cheering section for a well known EXW tag team. The Rufio chant was pure gold, as were the "**** is gay chants".
The wannabe RW award goes to a certain San Diego wrestler who tried to call out a woman for "holding a beer in one hand and her kid in the other" when the woman was clearly holding a soda cup. Fail dude, oh and btw, when you claim to be from San Diego, you probably shouldn't come to the ring looking so pale.
On to the first ever Rat Report. Location: Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill, Mesa, AZ. Event: EXW Adrenaline Rush.
Rat 1: "Clueless Rat" She doesn't even realize she is a rat, yet has given car head to at least 5 wrestlers in one night as well as an another person. Said rat was seen licking her hand in a suggestive way after an identity stealing wrestler high fived her. (On a side note, I gotta give props to my bro, Rat Catcher, for getting the restroom head from this creature.) Don't get me wrong though, I have seen a nude pic of this particular rat and she does look pretty good. Who knows, RW may hit it.
Rat 2: "Sparkles Rat" Sure wearing a flashy shirt screams "look at me", but do you really wanna look when said rat has a huge ugly hook nose? *PUKE*
Rat 3: Well I didn't really see this rat this time, but she is always there, sitting....I mean spilling over her chair, talking about how she always creams for an ex-WWE/TNA star that loves the rats and how she is waiting to meet him. This rat is the reason this guy sneaks out the back after every show. The "Rat that the lover of rats won't touch".
Rat 4: "Tease Rat" (thanks to a staff member of this board for the name). It is funny how Tease, her sister, and her friends stay pretty quiet during the show, except for one failed attempt at a chant that died almost before it started, yet Tease herself has claimed in her reports about EXW that not enough fans get involved in chants.
I'm sure I am forgetting some, honestly though I miss the days when "Toots" used to sit ringside with her boobs spilling out of her top...now that was something to look at.
Now for the not all are safe moment of the Report: Dude Fail of the Night. A certain well known big fan trying to start a chant for a wrestler of the year candidate that no one joined in on. God that was horrible to watch and hear.
Props of the Night goes to the (former?) cheering section for a well known EXW tag team. The Rufio chant was pure gold, as were the "**** is gay chants".
The wannabe RW award goes to a certain San Diego wrestler who tried to call out a woman for "holding a beer in one hand and her kid in the other" when the woman was clearly holding a soda cup. Fail dude, oh and btw, when you claim to be from San Diego, you probably shouldn't come to the ring looking so pale.
